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Capturing a feral feline: step-by-step instructions

October 29, 2009 Library Answer Person

How does one capture a feral feline? [3571B]

[written in answer space:  with a feral net]

Strip down, slather yourself with bacon grease, and lie in the middle of Chapel Quad. You’ll get all the attention you desire and more.

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