Duke, Entertainment, Food, Just silly, Lobby Book, Relationships Capturing a feral feline: step-by-step instructions October 29, 2009 Library Answer Person How does one capture a feral feline? [3571B] [written in answer space: with a feral net] Strip down, slather yourself with bacon grease, and lie in the middle of Chapel Quad. You’ll get all the attention you desire and more.