why is Toon (the rapper/producer that works on west campus) not famous yet?
Who can say? If he’s the real deal and gets the right breaks at the right time, he’ll make it.
Category Archives: Entertainment
Will you go to semi with me?
Who are you? Will you go to semi with me? [drawings of hearts] — The Question Person [3587B]
I’m a balloon filled with nitrous oxide and am flattered by your invitation. I’m afraid, though, that my significant other wouldn’t understand your platonic intentions.
Why is there bacon in the soap?
Why is there bacon in the soap? [3591A]
I don’t know. Ask Zimbody else.
What kind of person are you?
At the end of an old Woody Allen movie, the narrator (Woody himself) says “there’s two kinds of people; the horrible and the miserable. You’re lucky if you’re miserable”. Do you agree, and which are you?
I don’t believe there are only two kinds of people: the horrible and the miserable. And while I generally think Woody Allen is funny, his weltanschaunng – or at least the one that emanates from his movies – is too pessimistic for me to consider for longer than the length of one of his films.
And, anyway, I know someone who’s both horrible and miserable!
Capturing a feral feline: step-by-step instructions
How does one capture a feral feline? [3571B]
[written in answer space: with a feral net]
Strip down, slather yourself with bacon grease, and lie in the middle of Chapel Quad. You’ll get all the attention you desire and more.
Practice doesn't necessarily mean perfect
Dear Answer Person,
Two things, really:
- If I practice every day, despite starting as an adult, will I improve on my instrument of choice?
- How did Perkins ever get such a wise person as you to answer questions?
Unfortunately, I know too many people whose desire far outstrips their ability when it comes to playing an instrument. With practice, you might improve on your instrument of choice, but may never become adroit. Keep at it, though.
On your second question, I’m both flattered and flabbergasted. If I’m what passes for wise, we’re in serious trouble!
What was The Rock cooking?
Was it ever established, what the Rock was cooking? [3553B]
[written in answer space: Jabroney]
[in other hand: it’s actually spelled “jabroni” i believe. BUT IT DOESN’T MATTER what the Rock is cooking.]
Indeed, The Rock was cooking jabroni and he liked it.
Quantum of Solace
What is the meaning of the title of “Quantum of Solace”? [3550B]
[written in answer space: Surely, the smallest possible unit of solace, about as much as you might attain from a weak smile from a stranger after you slip on the street]
Answer Person concurs.
Hot Fun in the Summertime
I am going to be here over the summer to take a class, but I want to take advantage of some of the things Duke has to offer that I normally would not have time for. Can you give me some good suggestions? [3552C]
Answer Person apologizes for not returning from hiatus earlier and answering this question. Duke Performances had a terrific concert series this summer in Duke Gardens, Wednesday evenings at 7.00 pm, culminating with a sublime set by Peter Holsapple and Chris Stamey. But you can still check out “Beyond Beauty: Photographs from Duke University Special Collections Library” at the Nasher Museum of Art. Each Wednesday evening in August, popular movie musicals will be shown for free in Duke Gardens. The series kicks off on August 5 with “The Wizard of Oz.” Shows start at roughly 8:30 pm. Summer is also an excellent time to get to know Durham, which has lots of entertainment possibilities throughout the summer. Check the Independent for ideas the suit your tastes.
Drama critic
Why is [student name] + Duke Plays so lame? And why did Duke Library buy into the lameness? [3350B]
To each his own, and I hope that no one makes you attend events that you don’t care for (AP doesn’t even go to all library staff meetings or parties!). Sorry if you were trying to study in the library that Friday evening.