What do they do with all the dust jackets for the hardback books in the library? Can I have some? [3566A]
I use them to create my wardrobe. I’m sorry I can’t spare any: the fall season is about to begin.
Originally appeared in the Perkins Lobby Suggestion Book.
What do they do with all the dust jackets for the hardback books in the library? Can I have some? [3566A]
I use them to create my wardrobe. I’m sorry I can’t spare any: the fall season is about to begin.
Did you see that sick shot into the trash I just made? [3564C]
Yes, yes, we all saw your ridiculously sick shot.
What are the 5 unofficial graduation requirements? [3564B]
Another question about the five unofficial graduation requirements (!), specifically, what they are. According to TownMe.com, they are:
- Drive around the circle backwards (the one connecting Chapel Drive, Campus Drive, etc.)
- Go Tunneling (Campus buildings are connected by underground tunnels containing mostly piping and other infrastructure. There are entrances scattered around, with locked doors.)
- Climb Baldwin (the dome at the top, that is)
- Do “It” in the Gardens
- …And in the Stacks
As I said in a recent post, I’m encouraging readers to submit suggestions to replace #5 (primarily so I don’t have to answer questions on the topic anymore, but also so students graduate without a criminal record).
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? [3564A]
That depends on a number of factors, not least of which is the size and agility of your tongue.
Some of the bus drivers need help in personal social skills. What do you think they can do to help them with a better work environment or relationship? [3560A]
[written in answer space: If it is the crazy lady from the C-2 then you should buy her an Arizona tea, it worked for me.]
Interesting question, which would be better served if your initial statement contained some specifics. Many people in our society “need help in personal social skills,” including bus drivers and college students. I’ve had great experiences with the bus drivers on campus and am grateful they’re here working for us. This weekend, while walking on Campus Drive, I saw a driver pull over between stops to offer a ride to a student walking over to East Campus, a wonderfully thoughtful gesture.
I love the sentiment of the scribbler above. Remember, as a bus rider, you’re part of their work environment too.
Where can I get some good, affordable weed around here? [3567B]
Your question is a dessicated autumn leaf, suspended by an invisible filament of spider’s silk: it has many angles and is going nowhere, man.
Where in Perkins is it easiest to fulfill (with a partner) one of the five graduation requirements? [3558B]
I think you mean five “unofficial” graduation requirements. Believe me, I’m no prude and was quite rambunctious in my undergraduate days (some would say I am still). But since forty percent of these so-called unofficial requirements are “doing it” in two different places on campus – Duke Gardens and Perkins Library – I suggest a new fifth to replace “doing it” in Perkins Library. Answer Person will consider all suggestions and promote the best (please come up with a new fifth: I’m tired of answering this question!).
How do you have typed responses to handwritten questions? [3561A]
[I would like to know this also]
[please answer]
It’s magic!
Why should I wear a shirt in the library? [3560B]
Without knowing you, the list of reasons could be endless; so let’s begin and end with those pesky social mores.
Why do the attractive women go to UNC, not Duke? [3558C]
Surely you’ve heard that beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Sure seems to me that there are a lot of good looking people here.