How does one avoid getting shocked by static, or at least diminish its effects?? [3348C]

You need to remain permanently grounded so you don’t build up a charge.  I recommend walking around barefoot, and drinking lots of coffee so the soles of your feet stay sweaty.  You could also attach to your body those anti-static straps that dangle from some cars and trucks to keep the vehicle grounded.  You can find these next to the fuzzy dice and curb feelers in your friendly local auto parts store.

Fusa vs. Narwhal The ultimate battle… who wins???? [3346C]

And which fusa might that be? Do you refer to the fossa, the carnivorous beast of Madagascar? Besides disliking each other’s habitats, I don’t think these two would be much interested in each other (as a meal), so they’d probably leave each other alone unless fighting over a feast of fish. Being an aquatic mammal and able to dive deeply would enable the narwhal to easily run away, not bothering to impale the fossa on its tusk.