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Ack! I’m in love with someone who’s in love with me! Regarding sexual stuff, though, I have way more experience, but I’m worried about disappointing my partner in bed. Will honesty and basic niceness be sufficient to help us deal with all this?
If you start with “honesty and basic niceness,” everything else should slide [...]
Painfully in love with my professor
By Library Answer Person On February 11, 2010 · Leave a Comment · In Lobby Book, Relationships, Study
What do I do if I am painfully in love with my professor? [3585B]
Danger, Will or Wilma Robinson!
Do you believe in love? [3575C]
It’s probably the only thing I do believe in.
I really like her, but she can’t “handle” me right now. What do I do? [3576C]
OK, I’m guessing that since you put “handle” in quotation marks, she probably used that word specifically. In that case, I think she’s intimating that you’re a tool.
What should you do? As difficult as it might be, if [...]
Will you go to semi with me?
By Library Answer Person On December 29, 2009 · Leave a Comment · In Duke, Entertainment, Lobby Book, Relationships
Who are you? Will you go to semi with me? [drawings of hearts] — The Question Person [3587B]
I’m a balloon filled with nitrous oxide and am flattered by your invitation. I’m afraid, though, that my significant other wouldn’t understand your platonic intentions.
How to bloc your boyfriend from other hottie?! [3587A]
If you trust your boyfriend so little that you need to obstruct his communication with other women, your relationship is doomed.
I’m in love with an RA. What do I do? [3583B]
[written in answer space: ew.]
You’re in love with the ancient Egyptian sun god? Hey, that’s terrific! I say go for it: life is short, unless you’re Ra, then it’s eternal. Of course, I don’t need to remind you of complications that could arise [...]
Impressing an English major
By Library Answer Person On October 29, 2009 · Leave a Comment · In Duke Libraries, Literature, Lobby Book, Relationships
What should I read to impress an English major (male)? [3572B]
Good gracious! Why would you want to do that? Because if you impress him, you might marry him after graduation. He’d hang around the fringes of academia until he became a librarian, inevitably committing the two of you to a life of penury. But [...]
Capturing a feral feline: step-by-step instructions
By Library Answer Person On October 29, 2009 · Leave a Comment · In Duke, Entertainment, Food, Just silly, Lobby Book, Relationships
How does one capture a feral feline? [3571B]
[written in answer space: with a feral net]
Strip down, slather yourself with bacon grease, and lie in the middle of Chapel Quad. You’ll get all the attention you desire and more.
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