Who are you? Will you go to semi with me? [drawings of hearts] — The Question Person [3587B]
I’m a balloon filled with nitrous oxide and am flattered by your invitation. I’m afraid, though, that my significant other wouldn’t understand your platonic intentions.
At the end of an old Woody Allen movie, the narrator (Woody himself) says “there’s two kinds of people; the horrible and the miserable. You’re lucky if you’re miserable”. Do you agree, and which are you?
I don’t believe there are only two kinds of people: the horrible and the miserable. And while I generally [...]
How does one capture a feral feline? [3571B]
[written in answer space: with a feral net]
Strip down, slather yourself with bacon grease, and lie in the middle of Chapel Quad. You’ll get all the attention you desire and more.
Dear Answer Person,
Two things, really:
If I practice every day, despite starting as an adult, will I improve on my instrument of choice? How did Perkins ever get such a wise person as you to answer questions?
Unfortunately, I know too many people whose desire far outstrips their ability when it comes to playing [...]
Was it ever established, what the Rock was cooking? [3553B]
[written in answer space: Jabroney]
[in other hand: it's actually spelled "jabroni" i believe. BUT IT DOESN'T MATTER what the Rock is cooking.]
Indeed, The Rock was cooking jabroni and he liked it.
What is the meaning of the title of “Quantum of Solace”? [3550B]
[written in answer space: Surely, the smallest possible unit of solace, about as much as you might attain from a weak smile from a stranger after you slip on the street]
Answer Person concurs.
I am going to be here over the summer to take a class, but I want to take advantage of some of the things Duke has to offer that I normally would not have time for. Can you give me some good suggestions? [3552C]
Answer Person apologizes for not returning from hiatus earlier and answering [...]
Why is [student name] + Duke Plays so lame? And why did Duke Library buy into the lameness? [3350B]
To each his own, and I hope that no one makes you attend events that you don’t care for (AP doesn’t even go to all library staff meetings or parties!). Sorry if you were trying to [...]
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