Skinny dipping snob

Do you recommend skinny dipping in a pond in the Duke Gardens? [3574B]

[written in answer space:  No. There are frogs in that pond.  You’ll get warts.]

No, Secret Scribbler, you won’t get warts from the frogs.  But what is that pond, like six inches deep?  No, I prefer larger bodies of water for my skinny dipping.  Though I’ve been accused of being a skinny dipping snob.